Hello, my name is Rusty. This is my story.
Me, in my younger days. Don't say anything about my ears.
My first friend, Silver. She just up and disappeared one day...
Chickies, mouthwatering...
Kiki, she disappeared one day, just like Silver.
Pyewacket, cute little fella, don't know where he went either...
Now it's just me, and the humans.
It can be lonely at times.

But the peace and quiet is pretty nice.

Having the human's undivided attention has its pitfalls though. Baths! After scratching them to smithereens they're sorry for doing this to me.
Winter is boring. I spend my days climbing onto the roof, trying to get into an upstairs window...
I wander the roof, until I find a window with a human behind it, and then I meow incessantly and claw at the window.
Then, I made the mistake of looking down. Whooooaaaa...
Sometimes on the dryer.
Winter is boring. I spend my days climbing onto the roof, trying to get into an upstairs window...
This time I saw one at a window I can't get to. I didn't know what to do!
But mostly in winter, I just sleep.
Sometimes on the dryer.